ten flag day stories

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Flag Day is coming up on April 23. This is a very important day: it’s when we find out where we’re heading. Ahh! It all happens during a very fun and crazy ceremony, from what I hear. Curious what the experience is like? Here are some accounts on other blogs:

I can’t wait to have our own Flag Day story to share! Stay tuned… T-17 days.

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the bid list is here!

Today, my A-100 class received a list of just over 100 available jobs at embassies and consulates around the world. Each of us will be filling one of these positions. (Well, probably. The list is a living creature. Before final decisions are made, some jobs may be taken off, while others may be added.) Over the next week or two Andy and I will learn as much as we can about each position before designating it as either a “high,” “medium” or “low” preference.

When you join the Foreign Service, you agree to be worldwide available. In other words, we don’t get final say about our post; I’ll go wherever I’m most needed. Nevertheless, State really does try to accommodate individual preferences — whether that’s to learn a particular language, go to a favorite region of the world, perform a certain type of job, or so forth. We’ll have the chance to explain our bidding strategy to the small group of people responsible for making the assignments.

Unfortunately I can’t tell you what specific positions are on the bid list, but I can say that Andy and I are having a blast looking it over and daydreaming about the many exciting places we could possibly end up! There’s a ton of variety and lots of great options, including a fair number of cities that I couldn’t even identify. Thankfully one of my classmates was smart enough to bring along a list of embassies and consulates so we could easily match the unfamiliar cities with their country.

D-Day, otherwise known as Flag Day, is April 23. Stay tuned!

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the sort of fso i’ll be

As I prepare to begin my Foreign Service career tomorrow, I can’t help but to think back to the first Foreign Service Officer I met. It was my junior year of college, when I was studying abroad in West Africa. Early in our stay the Deputy Chief of Mission (the #2 person in the Embassy, below the Ambassador) invited us students to a reception at his home. We spent the evening chatting with diplomats, missionaries, teachers and Peace Corps volunteers, who all shared stories about this place where we were so excited to spend the next four months of our lives. Some FSNs (“Foreign Service Nationals,” locals who work at the Embassy) were there too; their stories were most interesting of all.

A few weeks later, as a “thanks for the good time,”  we invited the DCM to a small dinner party we put together at our apartment. We knew he had much more important things to do than hang out with college students, so of course we didn’t expect him to actually come, but he did.

Not only did he come, but throughout the evening he was refreshingly down-to-earth. He spoke just as comfortably about the region’s history and political climate as about the low-brow TV shows we were obsessed with at the time. Then, when a group of neighborhood children wandered over to see what was going on, the DCM greeted them warmly and chatted with them in their language.

There’s a stereotype of the American diplomat: he isolates himself within the expatriate community, never really experiencing the local culture; he’s snooty, too good for anyone but VIPs and Heads of State.

That was far from the impression I got of this DCM, the first Foreign Service Officer I met. The many FSOs I’ve met since don’t reflect that stereotype either. I can’t say with complete certainty say that there are no “Ugly Americans” out there — after all, there are 12,000 members of the U.S. Foreign Service working around the world — but I do know it’s not the sort of FSO I’ll be.

Here goes nothing…

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moh to efm

Up until last week, I was what the government refers to as a Member of Household, or MOH for short.  Basically what this means is that in the eyes of the State Department I was luggage – they didn’t mind if I tagged along, but they sure weren’t going to pay for it, sort of like our dog.

But last week in a small ceremony, Alex and I got hitched.  What does this mean for us?  Well, besides the fact that I have to remember to call her my “wife” instead of “girlfriend” or the less popular “lady type,” it means I am now an Eligible Family Member (EFM).  According to the government, I’m official.  This gives me all sorts of extra privileges like room for my clothes in our air baggage, possible language training before going to post and a plane ticket to get there.

With this ring I grant thee health insurance.

Of course that’s not why we wanted to get married.  We got married because we love each other and have felt that way for quite a long time.  We can’t wait to start our adventure in the foreign service, but mostly can’t wait to start it together.

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good news!

Yesterday Andy found out that he passed the FSOT, the first step in becoming a Foreign Service Officer himself!

Now he has to submit five personal narrative essays. Then, likely in May, he’ll learn if he can take the Oral Asssessment, which would happen between July and October. Then he would have to get his medical and security clearances. Then he’d wait on the register until he was invited to A-100.

As you can see, we haven’t crossed the finish line of tandem couplehood just yet, but it’s a promising start!

Any advice from other tandem couples out there?

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q&a, google analytics style

Although we started this blog so family and friends could keep up with us, we’ve been pleasantly surprised to learn that quite a few strangers are stumbling upon it too. Google Analytics even tells us the search terms they used to get here. Below are some of the most common, along with my brief responses to these “questions.” Keep in mind that I’m by no means a Foreign Service expert — I haven’t even officially started, after all — but I’m happy to help if I can!

1. “a100 state department 2010”

Here are the start dates of A-100 classes scheduled in 2010:

1/4 – Over
2/16 – Over
3/29 – My class!
5/10 – Offers already extended
6/21
8/2
9/13

Classes beyond September are part of the 2011 fiscal year and therefore have not yet been scheduled. If past patterns hold, there will likely be another class in October and then a hiatus until January 2011. (However, if you’re on the Register, definitely contact HR before planning your life around these dates; they could certainly change.)

2. “a100 class foreign service”

A-100 is a five-week training class that all new Foreign Service Officers attend. See more information here. State’s description can be found here.

3. “dress code foreign service oral assessment”

Wear a suit if you can; most people will be. If you can’t afford a suit, wear the most professional-looking outfit you have. Err on the side of being too formal and too traditional. I was debating between a traditional suit and a professional but trendy dress; I picked the suit and was glad I did.

4. “odds of getting into the foreign service”

To my knowledge, State doesn’t release official statistics, and it’s hard to calculate because it varies depending on the number of applicants and openings at any given time. However, a good estimate is that somewhere around 2-4% of those who take the written exam are ultimately invited to an A-100 class.

Although the odds aren’t great, many people who know this career is the one for them try year after year until they finally do pass.(People at State often speak about one candidate who tried for 27 years before succeeding. Wow!) It’s often said that the best practice for the Oral Assessment is actually taking the Oral Assessment.

5. “suitability review foreign service”

After a candidate passes all the exams and is granted both security and medical clearances, his or her file is sent for a final suitability review. See more information about that process here. How long does it take? My suitability review took only a few days. Other candidates have waited a week or two. Few candidates wait much longer than that.

6. “becoming a foreign service officer later in life”

Do it! I’m 28 when starting and seem to be on the younger side of members of my A-100 class. There are some who are new or very recent college graduates, but there seem to be many more who are pursuing the Foreign Service after a successful first career. Check out this blog.

7. “fso timeline”

See my application timeline here.

8. “foreign service the register”

After passing all the exams, obtaining all clearances and getting a green flag from the suitability panel, successful candidates are placed on the Register, also sometimes called the List of Eligible Hires. This is the list that HR draws from when inviting candidates to an A-100 class. See State’s official description here. There’s a separate Register for each of the five career tracks, and some are longer than others.

9. “personal narrative fso”

After passing the written exam, candidates are invited to submit five personal narrative essays which will be evaluated along with a few other things to determine who’s invited to take the oral assessment. This whole process is called the Qualifications Evaluation Panel (QEP) and a good description can be found here. My advice? Don’t try to slip in every impressive thing you’ve ever accomplished. Instead, focus on one specific example that best answers the question.

10. “life in the foreign service”

Well, check back! And in the meantime, check out some of the many Foreign Service blogs listed here.

Also — The Yahoo groups linked over on the right are a great resource for much more information about these and other topics related to joining the Foreign Service.

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the howl report

Now that I’m going to be a diplo-pet, I’m on a quest to meet dogs of all breeds and backgrounds. True, I howl and growl at every dog I see back in my native New York (I don’t discriminate; I dislike them all equally), but on the road for the past few weeks — crossing state borders, no less — I’ve been trying to be more open-minded.

First, I met my cousins: two dogs who live in a land called Ohio. They are a kind of dog called boxer, which as far as I can tell just means huge and slobbery. And they like to sniff stuff, including me. I tried so hard to get away, but they just kept charging me. I was so miserable with those boxers that I didn’t even notice the cat, who I’m sure was horrible too, judging by every other cat I’ve met. The only good thing about Ohio was a local foodstuff called “Snausage.”

Plus, I had to help drive.

Then I crossed into Illinois and spent a few nights with two dogs called golden retrievers. The old one was okay but the young one liked to jump on me. I barked and barked at her to get off but it did no good. I had to climb on tables to save myself! Humph. No respect for her elders. I could live without that golden retriever. You know what else I could live without? The cat that pounced on me in the middle of the night. I let out a howl that could probably be heard by those Ohio boxers.

Across another border, in Missouri, there was a tan chihuahua. His owners fed him a foreign food that was very good. It was wet. (In my native New York, food only seems to come in the dry variety.) This little chihuahua was slow enough that I could steal his delicious wet food, so he’s alright by me.  Then two tiny, fluffy black dogs joined us. And get this: they come from a neighborhood called “Dog Town”! But in Dog Town they seem to speak in a yippy little bark that I don’t know, and not even the chihuahua could translate it for me. I just assumed they were saying, “Eat my wet food too,” and so I did.

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the age-old debate: mac vs. pc

I need a new computer. Why? Well, my current computer looks like this:

How did that happen, you ask? On the night of my Oral Assessment, I fell asleep with it in my bed watching The West Wing. I woke up to find the computer on the floor, with a few tiny red lines in the corner. Ugh. Although maybe it was a good thing: not passing the OA wasn’t an option, as I knew those lines would forever remind me of my failure.

Over the next few months the lines spread, and they still seemed to be taunting me. When you’re not granted a medical clearance and your dreams of the Foreign Service die, we’ll still be here. Fortunately all went well and the lines don’t hold any negative association; however, they’ve spread to be more like red globs, and they’re proving problematic in other ways. They’ve overtaken important parts of my screen, for instance. (When I need to know the time, I have to Google “time NYC.”)

So, it’s probably time for a new computer, but I can’t decide what to get. Here are the standings:

Team Mac

  • Aesthetically cooler
  • More user-friendly (as least for a user that’s me)
  • Tend to last longer
  • Small Federal employee discount

Team PC

  • Cheaper
  • Allegedly easier to service around the world, especially in hardship sort of places
  • What State uses

Any important things I’m overlooking?

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calm now, storm later

My first entry in this blog was about how Alex’s joining the foreign service was starting to feel real.  After a year of tests and essays and clearances and uncertainty, we were finally making preparations for the big change.  We called the movers and found someone to sublet our apartment and made living arrangements for our time in DC.  Then we had to make plans for our month-long road trip to the Midwest to see our families.  Stuff was happening!

Now that we’ve been on our road trip for two and a half weeks, we’ve had a chance to rest.  Of course there have been a few things to take care of, even from the road, such as finalizing our sublet and finally finding someone to fix a zipper on our couch cover that has been broken for about four months (both tasks have somehow proven way more difficult than we could have imagined).  But mostly we’ve been relaxing.  It feels like the calm before the storm.

When we get back to NYC, we’ll have one full day before the movers arrive, and then four more days spent in a hotel before finally heading to DC.  During that time we’re going to be much busier than we expected because of an ever-growing list of tasks that we’ll need to take care of.  It includes things like taking our cable box back to Time Warner, picking up a month’s worth of mail from the post office, renewing my drivers license and eating at about ten restaurants we promised ourselves we’d hit once more before leaving town.

But right now all we can do is look at our list, then push it aside in favor of a few more days of relaxation.  The calm before the storm.

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