Weeks off work: 4
States visited: 4
U.S. territories visited: 1
Days Flynn spent with grandparents while parents lounged in luxury in said U.S. territory: 10
Total hours flown: 60+
Total hours flown during which Flynn kicked and screamed: 40+
Family members seen: female viagra 27
Post-cancer check ups that went great: 1
Dogs Flynn befriended: 11
Cats Flynn terrorized: 7
Root canals needed: 1
Bagels consumed: countless
A good time was had by all. Except maybe by those cats.
P.S. Stay tuned for some exciting news!