Step forward if your passport says “DIPLOMATIC” on the cover. Whoa there. Not so fast almost everyone but me.

Alex tells me that a diplomatic passport doesn’t mean automatic diplomatic immunity, but I’m planning to double park everywhere all the time anyway.
They can still write you for vehicle/parking/speeding tickets. And when they’re over here, we can write them, too.
…and then there is that issue of no car. Have you checked into diplomatic plates for a bike?
Yeah, I got one of those!
I just got a present in the diplomatic pouch — caught by a speed camera in DC while I was back on vacation!